When I am in class, I think I'm the busiest student in the world!
I 'm busy listening to the teacher while at the same time looking at the comic book.and I must hide it quickly every time the teacher comes near.
Why did you stare at teacher's face in the history exam?
Because I didn't know the answer to the question.
But the answer was not written on the teacher's face.
If he looked away,I could find the answer right away.
The day before yesterday,our class held a quiz.
What was the subject about?
Five personalities rode in a hot air balloon.There were a writter,a chemist,a physicist, a medical scientist and meteorologist.They represented the best in their fields.
The balloon ran into a storm.They must throw two overboard in order to guarantee the safety of the rest of them.The question was who should be thrown out?
It was indeed a diffcult question.Whoever got thrown out would be a great loss.
Little monkey won the prize.He said push the fattest two out.
Yesterday our class leader fell asleep during the class and somebody made fun of him.
What did he do?
He said:"The class is over!"rubbing his eyes,the class leader immediately responded with a shout:"Stand up!"Whereupon ten students who were also asleep stoop up together and called out:"Goodbye teacher!"