M:Jacob, are you interested in helping me out and going on a blind date with a friend of mine?
J:That depends. What does she look like?
M:Well, she's got a beautiful face and long curly red hair.
J:How tall is she?
M:She's fairly tall, maybe 2 inches taller than me.
J:Is she chubby?
M:Not at all. She's actually very athletic.
J:It sounds like she's pretty good-looking. Does she wear glasses?
M:No, but she does wear contact lenses.
J:How's her skin?
M:She's got a gorgeous complexion with a few freckles on her nose.
J:Does she have any piercings or tattoos?
M:I think she has her ears pierced and she definitely has a few tattoos: one on her lower back, one on her left foot.
J:What's the tattoo on her foot like?
M:It's a butterfly- everyone in her family has one.
J:Even her mom?
M:Yes, even her mom.
J:What's her personality like?
M:She's a lot like me.
J:So there is something wrong with her! It was beginning to sound like she was too good to be true!
J:Did you see the picture of the guy on the front page of the newspaper this morning?
M:No. I haven't had a chance to read the paper yet.
J:you've got to see it. It's an unbelievable picture!
M:What's so interesting about it?
J:Well, this guy fell asleep on the sofa and when he woke up, half his face had been bitten off!
M:What? How did that happen?
J:They think his dog was trying to wake him up and couldn't, so ended up biting him in his face.
M:Wow. What does his face look like now?
J:It looks pretty frightening. He doesn't have any lips, so all you can see are his gums and teeth. Most of his nose and chin are missing too.
M:What did he look like before his dog bit his face off?
J:He was actually quite handsome. What a shame.
M:What's he going to do now?
J:It said that he's hoping to get a face transplant, but until then, he's looking forward to Halloween so he isn't the only one wearing a mask.