Say to goobye of making friends on the internet
大耳朵英语  2011-11-05 10:10:15  【打印

Dear Lonely Hearts: Do you spend hours at your computer, clicking through pages of single people on online dating sites? Are you exhausted from tweaking your profile, updating your photos and emailing potential matches? Are you sick and tired of feeling rejected when so many of them don't answer?

It may be time for you to break up with online dating and try meeting a mate in the scary, old-fashioned way: face to face.

For generations, people met at parties, in church or synagogue, through friends, even-- at work. But then we went online. We began making friends on Facebook and trolling for potential partners on websites like and eHarmony.

Sometimes it works. You probably know at least one couple who met online. I know half a dozen. But there's something that's easy to lose sight of: These happy folks aren't typical. Most people never meet their soul mate online. 'It's exhausting,' says Kate Wachs, a Chicago psychologist and author of 'Relationships for Dummies.' 'People burn out really fast.'

Before you even get started, you have to create your marketing pitch -- get some decent photos, write an engaging profile, sometimes take a personality test. Then you scan hundreds, maybe thousands, of profiles and compose emails to the people you want to meet. If all this doesn't wear you out, the actual dates will.

That's, of course, if anyone bothers to email back. A lawsuit filed in December and seeking class-action status in U.S. District Court in Dallas alleges more than half the profiles on are 'inactive, fake or fraudulent.' general manager Mandy Ginsberg says the site's full-time fraud-prevention team works to identify and block fake profiles, including IP addresses that are in specific countries where fraud is prevalent or that try to set up multiple profiles. There are 1.7 million paid subscribers on the site, Ms. Ginsberg says, and fraud happens to very few of them.

'Online dating is a lot of time for very little return,' says Jeff Koleba, 31, a Manhattan consumer-brand manager. At one point, he had active profiles on five dating sites. He says he found it draining to come home each night and study profiles, draft clever emails to the women he was attracted to -- and then often receive no response. He recently quit online dating.

Now, Mr. Koleba tries to meet women when he is out and about -- taking improvisational comedy classes, playing on a co-ed intramural soccer team, exercising with a runners group. 'It's easy to talk, because we already share a common interest,' he says. 'So at least you'll usually get a decent conversation, even if it winds up going nowhere dating-wise.'

Where can you meet Mr. or Ms. Right without going online (or to a bar)? I've asked around and heard these suggestions: Home Depot. The airport. The supermarket produce section. (Whole Foods and Trader Joe's have 'the best looking and healthiest prospects,' according to a musician friend of mine.)

I had some luck recently at a triathlon finish line in Miami -- and I didn't even have to break a sweat. I was there with my sister, Rachel, to cheer on my brother-in-law, J.J., who was running in his first race. I was waiting on a breakwall by the water when a handsome man in running shorts sat down next to me. He asked if I was waiting for a husband or boyfriend, and I suddenly developed a southern accent: 'Whah noooo, Ahm not!'

Then it hit me: Here was a mass of people in skimpy outfits who were clearly very fit -- and had their ages written right on the back of their calves! It was easy to find things to say. We chatted about the race. Mr. Triathlon got to brag a little, and I got to show my nurturing side, asking concerned questions and offering to get him more water. I was having a great time -- until my sister appeared abruptly and announced that her husband was exhausted and we needed to leave immediately. (It took two days, but I did start speaking to her again.)

Last year, Karen Jordan methodically told friends, family and acquaintances that she was looking to meet a man who was 'kind, generous, accomplished yet humble.' 'To me, it's just like when you are looking for a new job,' says the owner of a Los Angeles skin-care company. 'It's a matter of asking for help.' She met her boyfriend through someone in her church choir.

After Lisa Jenkins, 42, a Clarkston, Wash., marketing consultant, got divorced several years ago, she came up with a method she calls 'reverse stalking.' Once or twice a week, she frequented places she found interesting -- bookstores, art galleries, a bistro, a charity -- at about the same time of day. 'People who might be interested in you know where to find you when they finally get up the courage to ask you out,' she says.

While volunteering on a fund-raiser for a local college art center, she met another volunteer, who asked her to lunch. Three years later, they are engaged. 'I am very glad I didn't leave it to chance,' Ms. Jenkins says.

Christopher Murray, 43, a Manhattan social worker, invited all his single gay friends to a game night at his apartment. Twelve men ate pizza and played a charades-like game called 'celebrity' (you divide into teams and try to guess the names of famous people). Mr. Murray says the activity 'allowed people to be interactive and work on a project together.' His friend, Manhattan artist Joseph Cavalieri, 50, says, 'It puts so much less pressure on you, because it's a group of people, so you are more relaxed.'

How can you meet more people offline? Ask everyone you know for help. And be specific about what you are looking for, so you only get introduced to good prospects.

When you volunteer with your local alumni club, fund-raising event or political campaign, sign up for the job that gives you an excuse to call others.

Become the designated photographer at weddings, bar mitzvahs and other events. Shooting video of Uncle Phil's 90th birthday requires you to wander around and talk to people without being self-conscious.

Put down the device. Get your head out of your smartphone, computer or iPad. You won't seem approachable if no one can see your face.

Smile more. Pretend you're on vacation, a time when most people are more approachable and talk more to strangers.

Travel in business class. People are less grumpy, more chatty. And there are free drinks.

Move to a neighborhood or a building that seems to have lots of people you'd like to meet.

Borrow a cute puppy and walk it someplace with sidewalk cafes. Or take it to the dog run. But be sure to own up to the fact that it isn't your dog: You don't want to get caught in a lie before your first date.




有时候这种方式的确行之有效。你可能至少认识一对通过网恋走到一起的夫妻。我认识六对。可有一些事情是容易被忽视的:这些幸福的夫妻并不具有代表性。多数人的精神伴侣绝不是在网上认识的。芝加哥心理学家、《傻瓜的恋爱关系》(Relationships for Dummies)的作者沃克斯(Kate Wachs)说,这种恋爱关系使人疲惫不堪,激情很快就会耗尽。


而如果有人不嫌麻烦,回复了你的邮件,情况更是如此。一桩12月份提起的诉讼宣称,Match.com上超过一半的资料都是“无效、虚假或是具有欺诈性的。”这起诉讼正向达拉斯地方法院申请成为集体诉讼。Match.com的总经理金斯伯格(Mandy Ginsberg)说,该网站有专门的打假小组负责查找并遮罩虚假资料,包括来自造假现象猖獗的特定国家的IP地址,以及那些试图建立多份个人资料的IP地址。金斯伯格说,该网站有170万付费使用者,提供虚假资讯的只是很少一些人。

31岁的科勒巴(Jeff Koleba)是曼哈顿一名消费者品牌经理,他说网上交友是一件颇为费时但却没什么回报的事情。他曾经是五个交友网站的活跃会员。他说,他每晚回家都要查看其他人的资料,并将精心构思的电子邮件发给他中意的女子——但之后却往往杳无音信,这让他感觉很疲惫。最近他已经放弃了网上交友。


除了上网(或是泡吧),在哪儿可以遇见自己的意中人呢?我四处打听,得到了这些建议:家得宝(Home Depot),机场,超市的农产品区。(我的一个音乐家朋友说,在Whole Foods和Trader Joe's有机会碰到“最好看、最健康的另一半”。)



乔丹(Karen Jordan)在洛杉矶经营着一家护肤中心,去年她在向亲朋好友谈到自己想找一个什么样的人时,一条条地列出了她的条件:善良、慷慨、事业有成但要为人谦逊。她说,对我而言,这就好像是在找一份新的工作。这是我在寻求帮助。后来,她通过教会唱诗班的一个人结识了现在的男朋友。

42岁的詹金斯(Lisa Jenkins)是华盛顿州克拉克斯顿(Clarkston)的一名行销顾问,几年前离异后,她想出了一种她称之为“逆向追踪”的方法。她常常会到她认为有意思的地方去——书店、画廊、某家酒吧、某个慈善团体——每周去一两次,每次都在差不多的时间去。她说,当那些可能对你感兴趣的人终于鼓足勇气约你出去时,他们会知道去哪儿找你。


43岁的穆雷(Christopher Murray)是曼哈顿的一名社会工作者,他邀请他所有单身的同性恋朋友到自己的公寓共度游戏之夜。12个男人吃着披萨,玩起了“猜人名”游戏(参与者分成几组,试着猜出名人的名字)。穆雷说,这种活动增进了人与人之间的交流,让人们可以齐心协力地做一件事。他的朋友、50岁的曼哈顿艺术家卡瓦利里(Joseph Cavalieri)说,这种活动大大地缓解了你的压力,因为这是一群人,你也因此而更加放松。