The Miracle Doctor
大耳朵英语  2007-07-25 06:25:51  【打印
The new miracle medical practitioner was in town. Rumor had it that he could cure anything and anybody with compound solvents and capsules made by himself, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone execpt for Mr. Smith, the town grouch(不高兴的人),who thought that his fame was exaggerated. So Mr. Smith went to this “miracle doctor” to prove that he wasn’t anybody special. So he goes the doctor’s clinic, “Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can taste nothing’, so what are you going to do?”

The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little in medcical jargon, then tells Mr. Smith, “I don’t think you need any vitamin supplements.What you need is jar number 43.”

Jar number 43? Mr. Smith wonders. So the doctor brings the jar labeled with the number 43 and tells Mr. Smith to taste it. He taste it and immediataly spits it out, “This is too acid!” he yells.

“I just restored your impaired sense of taste Mr. Smith,” says the docor.

So Mr. Smith goes home very mad. One month later, Mr. Smith goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, “Doc,” he starts, “ I can’t remember!”

The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little and tells Mr. Smith, “What you need is jar number 43…”

Before the doctor finished his sentence, Mr. Smith shrank back and fled the office.






医生搔了搔脑袋,嘀咕了一会儿,对史密斯先生说道: “你需要的是43号罐子…….”