This was created by Rodin in his late years. "The Old Courtesan" was once an beauty, a woman to die for. Look now upon the ashes of hear youth, the pain is all . Age knows no mercy. Please accept this gift as a kind reminder: You may choose to reject me, but you should never reject your youth.
may look , but it isn't as cushy as it seems. No fixed accomodation, no fixed hours. We get up before the crows, go to bed after is tucked in for the night, work harder then oxen, and eat worse than pigs... The worst thing is you have no ! Whatever the director tells you to do, you do it. He wants you to jump off a building, you jump. He wants you to stand in the rain and soak, you soak. He wants you to , you strip.
But my work isn't exactly a walk in the park either. We wear suits and look , but we live with our tails betweenn our legs. We have assessments every week, it drives us insane. We don't get to see our loved ones for the holidays.
我是个职业的选手，参加过‘超男’ ‘好男’‘真男’‘梦男’ ‘舞男’‘型男’‘星光大道’‘舞动奇迹’‘舞林大会’‘民声大震’‘舞动新主播’‘闪亮第一次心动’，只要是秀场我都上。你别看我年轻，我可是上过三十几部戏了。三国里，我一人就演了三个角色，…先跟着刘备打曹操，后来又跟着曹操打东吴，再后来，跟谁打谁我都记不清楚了。只要是副导演一声开机，朝着镜头狂奔就行。
I'm a professional talent show contestant. I've been on "Super Boy", "Good Boy", "Real Boy", "Dream Boy", "Dance Boy", "Super Star", "Stars in their Eyes", "The X Factor", "Dancing with Stars", "Soul Train", "Pop Idol", " Star". If it's a talent show, I go! I may look a little wet behind the ears, but i've acted in over 30 TV series. In "Three Kindoms" I acted three parts all by myself. First Liu Bei and I went to war with Cao Cao. Then Cao Cao and I went to war with Dong Wu. And after that... As soon as the assistant director shouted "action", we'd all sprint towards the camera.
My motto is: Give me respect, and I give you gold.
If you want to do business, sincerity is an asset.
- Do you understand what I'm trying to tell you?
- Yes. I'm chasing you with cupid's arrows, and you're flying about in a bullet proof vest.
- So stop being so nice to me. I'm not attracted to you.
- That's alright. Just give it time.
- But we don't have any foundations.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm stinking rich. You're too good to be true! There. That's our foundations.
- I've been waiting for you all my life. You're one in a million.
- I want a knight in shining armour.
- Oh that's a shame. Everyone calls me the black fatty.
Marriage is the result of free will, men and women are equals. Why should men pay ? Why did you get married in the first plase? For starters you're just an extra mouth to feed. Your relationship to my client was that of a long term whore. I'm not trying to offend you. I'm simply stating the truth. You shouldn't assume that having been married gives you the right to ask for . My client was married too, and he invested just as much as you did. Screaming out "I wasted my best years on you, you must pay!" is something women in their late 40s like to do. For an old hag with children to feed asking for compensation is fair and just, that is what meant by the word alimony. In all the time you were married to my client, you never once got . So what do you compensation for? Women say that men haing mistresses is shameful. Men say loving anybody is a tragedy. If you still want money, then it isn't an alimoney, it's pay.
Humans are the ugliest and most impotent species on the face of this earth. We can't run, can't swim underwater, can't fly. When we're cold we wear more clothes. When we're hot, we have to turn up the air conditioning. We rely on tools for everying. Why should we be allowed to conquer and control this earth? If the world we're so start from scratch again, would man be at the top of the food chain? I think not.
In this day and age, pigs eating people isn't a headline. Being married for ten years, now that's what I call news.
- It's better to rot with dignity than to love in shame... Fetch me 1 kilo of true love! I'll take it home to feed the dog... What is marriage? Marriage is love's gravestone.
- If marriage is love's gravestone, then those who do not marry die in unnamed graves.
- Just imagine that you're standing opposite that bastard who poisoned the milk with melamine.
- He deserves a good cursing! You're a poorly evolved . An alien with stunted DNA. The thing that is blocking my . A premenstural . The superorganism of an empire of es. A pustulant vegetable. A retarded . The black hole into which the universe continually implodes. Not even can survive on a keyboard you've touched. Your saliva is 100 times mor deadly than SARS. If you look up it opens a hole in the . You are polluting the entire solar system. So imagine the furthest palce you can and piss off!
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